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Rottenyellowjello

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My Bio
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins so I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat
Someone keeps sayin I'm insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park

Yo, cut it.

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Double-barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdidor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

Favourite Visual Artist
Tim Burton
Favourite Movies
The first rule is you don't talk about it.
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
EVERYTHING
Favourite Writers
Allen Ginsberg
Favourite Games
Deadpool
Favourite Gaming Platform
Xbox
Tools of the Trade
Coffee, pillows and a brick
Other Interests
Sleeping, video games, procrastinating, stop-motion, music, theatre, comedy, psychology, myself

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Thank you for favoring my work :blackrose:
Hey, where ya been?  You're missed.  :hug:
Ugh, around and up and down and diagonal and sideways. College prep, college stress, busy schedule, night classes, Cheetos, it's been a hectic few...what has it been? Weeks? Months? Years?

..QUICKLY! WHAT YEAR IS IT?? :D Hehe but seriously. O_O

:glomp: And I have missed you! First tell me how you've been. We'll have tea. :tea: That is...before I must disappear again. I'm a secret agent you see. :iconsterlingarcherplz:
For some reason I think it's still 2012. Maybe I'm still waiting for the world to end.
2013 doesn't even come into my calculations--it doesn't really exist; it's a non-year.
Milk or lemon with your tea? Sugar?
(Hey, are you going to put back your "newest deviations" widget?)
Hm. 2012 is a good sounding year. And 2013...just...*shudder* weird sounding year. I see how 2012 could just be the year for a little longer.

That depends on the tea. *wink*

(Nah. I don't really consider myself "an artist" just yet--maybe once I get to college? I dunno. Maybe once I actually make some good work, haha :D )
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